and the winner is..

After much debate and passive aggressive texting at 1am, we picked a winner! but honestly, WE LOVED THEM ALL!! 

Check out the covers and brilliant bands tagged below.

Fuck The Cistem by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Emily Musolino #TheMuslimsCoverSong
AFTER MUCH FUCKING DEBATE...

1st: Emily Musolino

Cover: Fuck The Cistem

First off, the video starts with Emily smoking a blunt. It was a wrap from there, fam. Musolino proceeds to rip through this banger as a 4-piece band, bringing us to tears with shame and excitement. FTC is an anthem and Emily Musolino served if RAW. Go follow this artist and check out Emily's other work.

There Their They're by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Bruce Stevens #TheMuslimsCoverSong
Hello

2nd: bruce stevens

Cover: There Their They're.

This trippy ass track with lyrical swaps and grunge was the perfect amount of whiney white guy vocals we've all come to love. The crunchy chorus was offensive, disgusting and weird. We love it and highly recommend following this artist!

HONORARY LOVE

Muslims At The Mall by The Muslims punk band, cover song by The Muskids  #TheMuslimsCoverSong

3RD: THE MUSKIDS

We don't know what we did to deserve such a kickass, pre-teen fanbase of crusty little punks, but we're grateful. They are the future of all things revolutionary and I hope ya'll act TF out at the mall!!!

BAND QUOTES & BANGERS

Fuck The Cistem - Emily Musolino

Fuck The Cistem by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Emily Musolino #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"I was personally offended by this track. There's a blunt. Like...you win."  

"I wonder how many arms Emily actually has. #fakenews" 

"This was raw, unique and brilliantly executed." 

5 pizza w/ the good sauce

There Their They're - Bruce Stevens

There Their They're by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Bruce Stevens #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"This guy's soul is clearly disturbed and I'm very into it."

"Is that his microphone though?"

"WTF is he doing to that guitar?! I wanna punch a cop about this." 

5 pizzas!

ShirkJerk - Sister, Brother

ShirkJerk by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Sister Brother #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"Sister Brother never fail to offend me. I'm offended and trippin balls from this. "

"I can smell their sweat off this track, it's that good."

"holy shit that acoustic intro. This is epic."  

4+ 1/2 pizzas!

Islamarado - Pro-Bitch

Islamarado by The Muslims punk band, cover song by Pro-Bitch band #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"Somehow, I feel like this is the original and ours is the cover."

"That drummer stressed me out so that's a win for me."

"I've never felt so disrespected and seen as a listener. Love this." 

4 pizzas but from Carrboro.

Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids

Muslims At The Mall by The Muslims punk band, cover song by The Muskids  #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"This makes me want to have kids"

"This makes me want to sell my kids on eBay to buy more kids."

"This is the best track of 2019 and I'm writing Lizzo about it." 

5 pizzas!

Payday - The Royal Burgundy

Payday by The Muslims punk band, cover song by The Royal Burgundy  #TheMuslimsCoverSong

"This is the actual soul of the original song. Folky & heartfelt. Brilliantly captured."

"I could feel passion and probably a smokers cough in this. New fan of TRB."

"The chorus is the funniest, creepiest lullaby I wish I knew since childhood." 

4 pizzas.